not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important
You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?
i have but i also have, like, real problems
becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone
I want to have a cute little girlfriend that I can shower in kisses and spell out love letters with my tongue and hug and touch and squeeze her and do her hair and have her sit in my lap when she’s sad so I can kiss her neck and whisper how much I love her in her ear…is that too much to ask…?
Voting for Trump because you think the system is corrupt is like buying a car on eBay because you hate dealerships. You weren’t wrong in your assessment, but your solution was impulsive and grotesquely misinformed. Honestly, I don’t think it was all racists who voted for this man … because even some racists took civics class, or at least remembered that Monorail episode of The Simpsons. This wasn’t about ideology, or a frustrated rural Midwest, or an out-of-touch liberal bubble. This was about basic lack of education in America, combined with apathy and spite. And for that reason, we passed up one of the most experienced candidates ever in favor of a shifty man with zero background in politics. Name a single fucking job where you’d rather have an “outsider” in charge, you goddamn children.
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